Eugene and the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

So, everyone at work was yammering on about this ALS ice bucket challenge. Like, honestly, they wouldn't shut up about it. Then my owners did it while I watched from the door making sure they were safe. As the Head of Security, I am also the head of Health and Safety here, so I needed to make sure they didn't drown. I was ready to jump in and save them should they need my services with my whistle and floatation device.

Then, they wanted ME to join in. Brian (my best friend from my last Russian Literature post) and I did some research on the cause and found out that dogs don't get ALS. Although it is a worthy challenge, I decided I would rather donate my money to the Humane Society. I was in a shelter once and it is rough, guys. And look at me now...thriving with my own business, a degree and everything.

Anyway, so I did it and my stupid owner filmed it. She didn't use a whole bucket because I was really concerned about my safety and the drowning risk it was posing, so she used a shot glass. It was worse than expected. Oh well, the Humane Society still got my money to keep dogs off of the streets and out of gangs, which is probably the best part of the whole sodding thing.

Also, you will note that my owner didn't even hold the camera correctly. And she claims to be a blogger? What a joke.